Hello, and welcome to The Uncharted Path; remixed!!! My name is Olivia, and I’m glad y’all are here!!! Let’s get down to business…
Being a transgender woman has led me to reinvent myself often, and my ability to adapt (in effect, a sort of mimicry) has always been a source of pride for me. I’m making glacial progress on finding out exactly who Olivia is, and extricating her from the shell of a person she was encased in. But it’s been tougher than I ever thought it would be to retire the voices and impressions, and to just be a girl. Just to be a human being, and not a cartoon.
When I was a kid, my parents used to use TV as a kind of electronic babysitter. I guess that their reasoning for this was “throw the kid in front of the TV, and he’ll sit there all day. We’ll know where he is, and he’ll be safe.” I was a chunky, portly child; and was mercilessly ribbed for my excess weight. Well, I ended up watching hours upon hours of television programs; with many of my favorite shows being cartoons. Looney Tunes, Popeye, Mighty Mouse, Scooby-Doo, the Super Friends, Heckle & Jeckle, Tom & Jerry, Pixie & Dixie… I remember whiling away many an hour viewing these animated series, and more. I knew that the TV wouldn’t make fun of me, as other kids my own age might; and all too often did.
Being the talented mimic that I discovered I was, I did voices and impressions of my favorite characters. I also liked watching professional wrestling (my dad took me to see the then-WWF at the Washington Avenue Armory in Albany, NY. I saw Haystacks Calhoun, Mr Fuji, and “The Polish Power” Ivan Putski, wrestle live.) I found that I could (and still can) do impressions of Hulk Hogan and Randy “Macho Man” Savage; and later on, I added Chris Jericho, Booker T, and even Andre The Giant to my repertoire.
I thought that if the others were laughing with me, that they wouldn’t be laughing at me. So I kept on telling joke after joke after joke… doing impression after impression. I felt that I had to… I couldn’t talk to anyone else about my hateful shrew of a mother, who made my childhood a nightmare; or the enuresis that killed my self-esteem, drop by drop. No, I had to push those terrible things as far away as I could. My sense of humor became a finely honed defense mechanism, that really ended up working only part of the time. I still got in my share of fights in my youth. Most of the time, I’d lose. So not only did I have emotional bruises, I had physical ones from the fights I’d find myself involved in.
Some would call cartoons an art form. In Japan, anime (and manga) are big business. There are folks who spend hours and hours watching anime, as I watched cartoons when I was young. Some would still call pro wrestling a sport; even after it was revealed that the outcome of the matches was (and had always been) predetermined. Wrestlers still get hurt… (that part is sometimes unscripted; other times, it’s just part of the storyline) it’s like they’re part actor, part athlete. At times they go to great lengths to tell a story. I’ve watched quite a lot of wrestling in my life, and I still enjoy it.
But while both were fun for myself and others to watch, mimicking them didn’t get me any darn where. I’d have “friends” who, once I revealed my talents for mimicry; kept asking me to do their favorite impressions and voices. And I would comply, because I was afraid of being alone; because being alone would force me to face down my own demons, something I didn’t like doing. Popeye the Sailor Man and Hulk Hogan could fight those nasties in my head and my heart and win; but I felt that I was ill-equipped to battle such monsters on my own.
These demons and fears led me into drug and alcohol abuse, to try to cope with the loneliness that was my constant companion; and the deeply buried feeling that I was not the person who I saw in the mirror (and absolutely loathed), that I was a girl who I couldn’t even name, nor even imagine at the time. More and more often, I used whatever I could obtain… (most frequently marijuana, but also alcohol and other illegal substances. The list of drugs that I haven’t tried, is shorter than the list of things that I have tried. When I got put on probation, both misdemeanor offenses involved computer duster, which I used as an inhalant.) … and I used those things, alone.
I had no “friends” left to hang out with, because along with pushing my feelings away; I’d wound up pushing PEOPLE away, too. More and more often, folks loved me from afar, because they didn’t want to get near me. I was the most untethered, loosest cannon on the ship. I had no idea how to act like a human being; and looking back on it, I don’t really blame some people for not wanting to be around me.
Much later on, I developed my own voice characters, but I leaned on them a bit too heavily; out of both habit, and that ever-present loneliness. The voices would start to come out of my mouth at inopportune moments. I had no clue at the time that all the voices and impressions and comedy were pushing away more people than they’d attract, and had been for far too long.
When I found the courage to come out and begin to be myself, and about nine months later on, to begin my recovery journey; I was still blithely doing voices and impressions and being the silly person I had always been. It took me a few years of being clean, and the help of my sponsor, and some outstanding friends (who loved me in spite of my sometimes misguided attempts at hilarity); to understand that the comedy, voices and impressions, were a sort of wall that my former self had constructed to protect me, Olivia. I don’t feel that I need that wall anymore.
A friend helped me see that comedy was kind of like steak… if you have it for dinner occasionally, it’s yummy. However, if you have it every day; you soon grow tired of it. I finally understood that people were being pushed away by my unceasing jokes. I wasn’t trying to push them away, but it sure seemed to work out that way. To counteract that outcome, I’d need to change my behaviors.
Change is not a fun thing sometimes; but as a transgender woman, change for me has ironically become a constant. It frequently involves learning by trial and error… and error… and error; at least it has for me. Comedy and cartoons and wrestling can all really be considered different styles of art. I finally figured out that I’m a post-modern impressionist, in a minimalist world.
Minimalism is a WAY different style than I’m used to, but I intend to excel at it. That will involve my quieting down, calming down, listening more (especially when I want to spout off on something,) and letting others be more in charge of social situations. I’m going to try and take up less space, and say only what needs to be said, with less effort.
Oh, don’t get me wrong; I can still physically do most all the voices and impressions I used to… I’ve finally come to the understanding that it is (and always was, unbeknownst to me) in my best interest not to. A distinct change in personality is in order… and it’s going to be arduous. It’s going to feel like playing Texas Hold ’em with a pinochle deck. But it’s time (dare I say, high time…) for Olivia to sit back, listen, and learn. I’m going to learn how to beat the minimalists at their own game.
It surely won’t be easy; but if anyone can do it, it’d be me. And I may just find out more about who and what I am along the way. And I’m going to bubble silently up through the hushed ranks of those muted minimalists; until I can find the place, and the people, who will truly appreciate both the talents I have, and the gifts I will doubtless acquire in the process.
‘Til next time… Peace… and QUIET.